Spinellisms

Damian Spinelli has a way with words, most often to
everyone's impatience. However we find Spinelli to be
a refreshing, unique and fun character added to
General Hospital and General Hospital Night Shift.

Despite not being able to understand Spinelli half the
time, most fans really like his presence on the show.

Spinelli has a cool way of naming the characters
on General Hospital giving them nicknames that suit
their personality in his eyes.

Here's a list of Spinellisms we've compiled, which
continues to grow weekly as Spinelli comes up with
new names on a frequent basis.

Some have referred to Spinelli's un-hinged type of
talk as "Jackalese"


The Jackal: Damian Spinelli
The Grasshopper
The Ace of Cyberspace
The Assassin of the Internet
Cyber Samson
Legend of Lexicon
Jackal PI

Aces of the Underworld: Jason Morgan & Damian Spinelli

The Valkyrie: Carly Corinthos Jacks
Valiant Valkyrie

The Valkyrie's White Knight: Jasper Jacks
White Knight


The Demon Formally Known As Craig: Jerry Jaxs
The Evil-Doer
The Hostile One
The Unhinged One

Stone Cold:  Jason Morgan
Enforcer of the Godfather
Zen Master Stone Cold
The Master

Captain Samantha:  Samantha McCall
Courageous Heroine
Goddess of Hotness
Gypsy of the Sea
Oh Fair Samantha
The Awesome One
The Bodacious One
The Goddess


Beautiful Blonde One:  LuLu Spencer
Brave Blonde One
Devoted Daughter
The Blond One
The Fair One
Warrior Princess
The Fair Blonde One

Blonde One's Father:  Luke Spencer
Cool Father of The Blonde One
Father of The Blonde One
Kind of Scary Dad Dude
Proud Patriarch
Cool but Intimidating Paternal Unit

The Blonde One's Granny: Lesley Webber

The Wicked Stepmother: Tracy Quartermaine

Mother of the Innocent One: Elizabeth Spencer
The Loyal One
The Maternal One
Stalworth Elizabeth

The Blonde One's Brother: Lucky Spencer
The Cautious Cop
The Deceived One

Princely One:  Nikolas Cassadine
Slightly Battered Princely One


Bench Press: Milo Giambetti
Mob Boy
Muscle Guy
Workout Man
Prince Pectoral

Protectors of the Knight:  Max & Milo Giambetti

The Noble One:  Emily Quartermaine

Film Guy:  Dillon Quartermaine

Evil Al:  Lorenzo Alcazar
Darth Alcazar

Knucklescraper:  Logan Hayes
Protector of the Night
The Crabby Commando
The Knuckle Scraper
The Unworthy One
The Simian One
Over Scuz
Stiging Snake
The Cave Dweller
Bottom Feeder
Scott's Demon Seed
Crabby Conscious

The Bad Blonde One:  Maxie Jones
The Mouthy One
The Evil Blonde One
The Witchy One
The Snarkiest of Siblings
Wounded Blonde One

The Loyal Little Sister:  Georgie Jones
The Hostile One
The Other Woman
Insightful One
Faithful Friend
Faithful One
Dispenser of Wisdom

The Clean Cut Cadet: Cooper Barrett


The Paternal One: Alan Quartermaine

Jason's Secret Pain: Jacob Martin Spencer
The Small Stone Cold One
The Wee One

Minions of Darkness: Henchmen at the Metro Court Crisis
Goons of the Apocalypse

The Godfather: Sonny Corinthos
Mr. Sir

God Prince in Training: Michael Corinthos
Little Dude

The Bernificent One: Bernie Abrahms

The Driven One: Amelia Joffe



The DA of Darkness: Ric Lansing
The Dastardly D.A.
Harsh Brother
The Corrupted One
Darth Lansing
The Bastard DA

Goddess Mother:  Alexis Davis
Mother of the Goddess

Mob Lawyer:  Diane Miller
The Tense Mob Lawyer
Brusque Lady of Justice
Ring A Ding Attorney
Tense but Super Affective Mob Attorney

Queen of Couture:  Kate Howard
The Fashionista

The Half Pint Hacker: Kristina Davis

Father Milkshake Maker: Mike Corbin

The Regal One: Monica Quartermaine

The Murderous One: Scott Baldwin
Big Guy Scott

The Evil Ones:  Thugs who tried to scare Elizabeth in the park

Minion of Darkness:  Trevor Lansing
Mouthpiece of the Visigoth
Paternal Unit of the DA of Darkness
Senior Sibling Lansing
Dark Father of the Dastardly DA

Denizen of Darkness:  Anthony Zacchara
Over Demented Denizen of Darkness

Evil Denizen of the Dark:  Johnny Zacchara
Demented Denizen of Darkness
The Crazed One
Youngest Progeny of a Most Undesirable Clan
Scion of the Sinister Zacchara Clan
Scion of Evil
Denizen of Darkness
The Warped One
Spawn of the Dark War Lord
Septic Son
Vespid One

Daughter of Darkness:  Claudia Zacchara

Formidable Epiphany:  Epiphany Johnson
Formidable Nurse Epiphany

The Dominator:  Alice Gunderson

Savage Hordes:  Edward and Tracy Quartermaine

Innocent Life Snuffer:  Person who killed Leticia

Loyal Leticia:  Leticia Juarez

Sinister Sibling:  Nadine Crowell
Seemingly Sweet One
Most Heart Stopping and Fair Looking One
Nurse Nadine

Flamed Hair One: Skye Quartermaine

Keeper of the Night:  PCPD Cop


Tracy Quartermaine's names for Spinelli:
Speckatini
Spimoni
Spaghetti

Scott Baldwin's names for Spinelli:
Jughead

Diane Miller's name for Spinelli:
The Grasshopper


On General Hospital Night Shift:
Angel of Mercy: Jolene Crowell
Angel of Darkness
Fair Jolene
Falsely Fair One
Falsely Fair Jolene
Loyal and Well Paid Minion of Medcam

Wise One: Toussaint Dubois

The Charmed One: Stacey Sloan's baby


Spinelli also has various Spinellisms for certain
inanimate objects as below:

Nectar of the Gods:  Orange Soda
The Den of Iniquity:  Logan's apartment
Den of the Unworthy One The Beast with Two Backs:  Logan and Maxie having making love

A typical Spinelli answer to a simple question, sometimes referred to
as speaking Jackalese:

Mike: "Are you okay?"

Spinelli: I'm buffeted by the black winds of the
second circle, bound for a lashing of the eternal storms
with no tender memories of a kindly touch to comfort me."

Mike: I'll take that as a no


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